Reading susan’s blog I came to these funny stuffs in comments part .. enjoy ! to find more take a look at “laughing matter “http://susanpolgar.blogspot.com/2006/11/laughing-matter.html#links
"So I was having dinner with Garry Kasporov - Problem was, we had a checkered tablecloth and it took him two hours to pass the salt!"

Chess encourages racism by having a 'war' between a white army and a black army.

Chess reinforces current racist tendencies in our society by always having the white army move first.